It came as no surprise when a certain ex-Sox slugger tested positive last week for human chorionic gonatotropin, a female fertility drug that male steroid users can take to restart production of testosterone during 'roid breaks. He's already serving a fifty-game suspension, but that's not all. You'll be pleased to learn that one New England landmark--the world-famous Mr. Bartley's Burger Cottage--is already poking fun at our ex-leftfielder by giving him his very own burger.
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